Since i don’t really have anything to rant about, I figure I’ll just type some random junk that I’ve been thinking about lately. Here goes~!
Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pops are tha shizz. Seriously, these things are SOOOOO filled with vanilla awesomeness.
In regards to the “Should I cut my hair” debate that was on Facebook a couple days ago, I had a random lady say I should keep it long and one woman that works in —————- said she liked it the way it is. This after I had been talking to Justin about whether or not I should cut it. Sign from God, maybe?
Warehouse Discount Groceries was held up today. They reportedly stole two cartons of Kool brand cigarettes, the floppy things that cover the entrances to the “EMPLOYEES ONLY” area, a Capri-Sun box, Smitty Werbermanjensen’s (HE WAS NUMBER ONE!) oxygen tank, and all the nipple rings in the store.
I am more convinced every day that Steve Earle is some kind of sorcerer of country music.
PT Cruisers=LOL
I dread the day when Jehovah Hearst Helmsley (Triple H) returns to WWE programming.
Crack is Whack, kids. Always remember and don’t ever forget.
There are no good Chinese restaurants in Cullman. There are, however, many meth labs.
Jason David Frank vs. John Cena at Wrestlemania 27. BOOK IT!
SOUTH CAROLINA
I predict many, many weddings I will attend in the next five years. Mine will be in the middle of year two and a half.
Plucky Duck was a schizophrenic.
MUST BUY BETTER SHOES!
I must remember to play the “Benny Hill” music around November 18th.
Wallace State is in my future. IN THE YEAR 2000.
Watched the Brian Kendrick & Paul London shoot interview form Highspots.com. Four Hours of pure joy from two “Slaters” from “Dazed and Confused” as they discuss Ring of Honor, TNA, Deuce and Domino, MNM, Chris Benoit and Boner from Growing Pains.
If anybody reading this would like to pay my bills for the next five years, I’ll buy you a fish sandwich.
Can’t wait for Kristin and Jacob to come home. I’ve beat it to death, but I seriously need a road trip very soon.
Funny Bumper Stickers. An oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one.
Why is it when people hold signs up to people driving around that instead of writing, say, “CAR WASH” or “JESUS SAVES”, they write so many words that an inevitable car crash occurs from simply trying to read these signs. Think this through, readers.
I did see the above statement in real life at the 278/31 intersection the other day. One guy had a sign that said something to the effect of “Jesus Saves”, which is fine. Simple, to the point and in big letters so you don’t have to do like an owl and spin your head 360 degrees to read it. The lady next to him, God bless her, had so many teeny-tiny words on it that NOBODY driving could POSSIBLY read it without slooooooooowing down and causing a wreck. Again, think it through when you make signs, friends.
So much for not ranting lol.
Berkeley Bob’s Coffee Shop recently acquired $2,000,000 toward bettering their business. Their name is now Harvard Harry’s Coffee Emporium.
Trace Adkins’ hair was spotted in a broom closet, upside-down, on a pole and next to a dustpan.
SOUTH CAROLINA
Mel Gibson is crazier than a bag of Funnoodles.
SOUTH CAROLINA
That’s all for now, amigos. I’ll write again tomorrow sometime. Peace, love and God bless~!
JMB
